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Offline roseman

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« on: May 30, 2005, 09:28:50 am »

Side-effects of smoking!


Smoking has been linked directly to sexual dysfunction in men, and it's believed to have a similar effect in women. One noted urologist, speaking on the news program 60 Minutes, said when he sees a man smoking, he wonders when -- not if -- he will experience erectile dysfunction.


Smoking causes a fatty build-up in the blood vessels. These fatty deposits result in narrowing and blockage of the blood vessels. If the blood supply in blood vessels that lead to the brain are blocked, the surrounding brain cells will die resulting in a stroke.


The moment you light up your cigarette, thousands of poisonous chemicals in the cigarette smoke enter your body and get absorbed into the bloodstream. Some of them damage the lining of the blood vessels by making the blood vessel walls sticky and hence causing them to collect tiny fatty deposits that float in the bloodstream. The more you smoke, the more the deposits build up.


Similar adverse effects take place when the blood vessels leading to our heart are blocked by fatty deposits. This cuts off the blood supply to the heart muscles. As a result, the tissue in that area will die and hence, a heart attack occurs


Even if you smoke a few cigarettes a day, you are destroying the natural defences of millions of your lung cells. Quitting smoking is the only way to stop the damage.


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« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2005, 10:32:27 am »
Any dire warnings for us about the effect of eating chocolate ? Any product available that will make the taste, smell and texture of chocolate revolting? I'm sure someone has a product to SELL out there somewhere.
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« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2005, 12:16:31 pm »
Quote from: roseman

. One noted urologist, speaking on the news program 60 Minutes, said when he sees a man smoking, he wonders when -- not if -- he will experience erectile dysfunction.



 


that must be an awful problem, to think about other mens erections all the time


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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2005, 12:35:15 pm »

Feel free to advertise yourself, why don't you!


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« Reply #4 on: May 30, 2005, 01:36:17 pm »

You know when those annoying people phone you on a Friday night and tell you their name is Jason, even though you know they are calling from Bombay and want you to change from Eastern Electric to British Gas? Well, if you find it an intrusion like I do you can start having some fun instead of pandering to their intrusive cold calling. When they ask for me I ask them to hold on a moment, put the phone on hold and then yell "mother!!!!!" as loud as I can. I then walk away from the phone a little and pretend to be "mother":


"I can't come now, the donkey's got loose again!"


This is followed by the kids making donkey noises and "mother" yelling "Dobbin! Dobbin come here at once! Oh No Dobbin! Leave granddad alone! Dobbin!".


I then return breathless to the phone and tell "Jason" that "mother" (me) cannot come to the phone as the donkey has attacked grandad again.


They always say very politely that they will phone back when it's more convenient!!

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« Reply #5 on: May 30, 2005, 02:33:21 pm »

And do they?


I find it less trouble (but considerably less fun!) to simply register with the Telephone Preference Service.

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« Reply #6 on: May 30, 2005, 03:41:37 pm »
I find it easy just to hang up on them.
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« Reply #7 on: May 30, 2005, 04:23:12 pm »
Yes, you can hang up, and I have done, but on a Friday night they deserve some fun to be had from them for disturbing my evening. Last week one of the pests phoned just as I'd sat down to watch the Liverpool game. I told them Elvis Presley had just covered me in peanut butter and was waiting to lick it off!
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« Reply #8 on: May 30, 2005, 04:37:26 pm »
 I might try that one.
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« Reply #9 on: May 30, 2005, 09:32:04 pm »

Quote from: oldspice
Yes, you can hang up, and I have done, but on a Friday night they deserve some fun to be had from them for disturbing my evening. Last week one of the pests phoned just as I'd sat down to watch the Liverpool game. I told them Elvis Presley had just covered me in peanut butter and was waiting to lick it off!


UH-HUH


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« Reply #10 on: May 30, 2005, 10:01:56 pm »
Paulham do you gyrate your hips as you do that?
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« Reply #11 on: May 30, 2005, 10:07:26 pm »
Yes mam

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« Reply #12 on: May 30, 2005, 10:47:55 pm »
 When they call me I usually say
hang on a minute I have to turn the iron off, and then put the phone
down and forget about it.


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« Reply #13 on: May 30, 2005, 10:49:00 pm »
That is, put the phone down in a way that means they're still there waiting for me. 

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« Reply #14 on: May 30, 2005, 11:06:43 pm »

If it's a nice lady who rings I always chat them up.  I tell them they have a sexy voice and ask them if they are busy tomorrow night.  This always throws them off track and they tend to say things like... 'oh actually, I've got another customer waiting, I'll er... ring you back.


It never fails.