I john Artichoke Edmund Yarrow, being the deputy assistant acting returning officer hereby declare the following result in the aforementioned constituency.
Lou Lou (cute party) 8,221
Robbie (Tupperware party) 94
Paulham (The best party I've ever been to party) 1,325
Bounty (Ann Summer's party) 186,274
Oldspice (Official chocolate party) 97,125
Bounty is duly elected member (oooer) for Cocoa south