Well, if I had to sleep with either Wayne Rooney or Andrew Lloyd Webber....or face certain death..... I would have to choose Wayne. However if I had to choose to spend the rest of my life with either Andrew or Wayne or face certain death it would have to be Andrew because he may be ugly but at least he has brains.
Brainy men kinda turn me on you see. "Phoar! look at the intellect on that!" I say.
I'm in love with Stephen Fry and want to have his love child.Shame he's gay.