Author Topic: Room 101 (Read 6459 times)

goldencup · « **Reply #15 on:** April 16, 2005, 11:17:47 am »

Quote from: loulou

I love hazelnut yogurts, prawn cocktail skips and pickled onions.

So do I! But I'm with Oldspice about people who park on pavements.

« **Reply #16 on:** April 16, 2005, 11:38:40 am »

I would put dog owners in room 101. They let them off thier leads to terrify the swans. They allow them to mess on the pavement and their cars smell like a women's toilet.

loulou · « **Reply #17 on:** April 16, 2005, 12:02:39 pm »

I am a responsible dog owner. My dog never messes on pavements, only grass and I always pick it up. I can't comment on the letting off the lead bit because Ollie is a lakeland terrier and a bit mental upstairs so I would never let him off the lead for fear I lost him.

As for my car it does not smell like a womans toilet so you can't put all dog owners in room 101.That would be like me saying put all bird watchers in room 101 because they are manky looking old men with nothing better to do. Now that doesn't apply to you bounty so do you follow my point?

loulou · « **Reply #18 on:** April 16, 2005, 12:04:02 pm »

I would put sausages and burgers in room 101 because they are made with leftover scraps off the butchers floor.

« **Reply #19 on:** April 16, 2005, 04:12:00 pm »

Ok Loulou. Point taken. But surely you know what I mean.

loulou · « **Reply #20 on:** April 16, 2005, 04:24:32 pm »

Yes I do bounty and I agree dog owners who let their dogs foul pavements and chase swans should be shot never mind put into room 101.

« **Reply #21 on:** April 16, 2005, 05:34:07 pm »

Other things I would put in Romm 101 are

MacDonalds

Margaret Thatcher (then I would take her out and put her in again for good measure)

Reliant Robins

George W Bush

Pot Noodles

Wimbledon FC

loulou · « **Reply #22 on:** April 16, 2005, 05:59:53 pm »

Yes I agree on all them except for Wimbledon.

« **Reply #23 on:** April 16, 2005, 06:06:50 pm »

Quote from: bounty hunter

Other things I would put in Romm 101 are

MacDonalds

Besides the blatant advertising (but then, who doesn't?), what is wrong with them?

loulou · « **Reply #24 on:** April 17, 2005, 12:03:07 am »

Put the Welsh in room 101.

« **Reply #25 on:** April 17, 2005, 09:39:06 am »

You would need to push the English down a bit farther, first to fit them in.

« **Reply #26 on:** April 17, 2005, 09:40:04 am »

That comma was completely unnecessary, I apologise for it.

oldspice · « **Reply #27 on:** April 17, 2005, 10:40:26 am »

i would have agreed about Margaret Thatcher at one time but now I think she's just a frail old lady. Not a very sweet one though

loulou · « **Reply #28 on:** April 17, 2005, 11:23:52 am »

She will die soon.

« **Reply #29 on:** April 17, 2005, 02:39:33 pm »

Other things I would put in Room 101 are:

Car alarms

Baseball caps

Hip Hop

Oasis (that horrid green stuff you put plastic plants in, not the band)

Missing jigsaw pieces

Billingham

Those platicy/canvassy standard issue granny bags with the zips on

Belly button fluff

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Author Topic: Room 101 (Read 6459 times)