What is this?
Going without saying a word? Not even leaving a note?
Hope you're salsa, whatever it is you're doing.
I don't know her. I'm sure she's lovely in real life.
As this is an open forum, I think you're allowed to drool, yawn, drivel and even piss off, apparently... Just, christ, PLEASE don't pick your nose...
Salsa, come back!
How can you be sure?