The 'Realistic' Jingle Thread!

[drterror666]

I thought this was such a good idea (thanx, goldencup) that I'd start the thread. Think of a product that you hate and make up your own jingle for it. Easy.

OK, Riesen chocolate chew anyone?

'All that Riesen, all that chew, tastes like garbage and it makes me puke!'

Ithankyou...

[goldencup]

Bite into a Lion
and savour its majesty
Compared to the original
This bar is a travesty

[drterror666]

An old favourite...

'What has a hazelnut in every bite? SQUIRREL SHIT!!!'

[oldspice]

Nestle - probably the worst chocolate products in the world.....  they wretch the parts other bars cannot wretch!

[drterror666]

The Milky Bar Kid was strong and tough,
But now he's really had enough,
He looks a bit green,
Because he's vomiting,
Nestle's Milky Bar!

[wjp666]

one for my new found friend HERSHEY! (stealing the tune from the old Flake ad's.)

"only the waxiest, sickliest chocolate... tastes like vomit never tasted before."

[drterror666]

To the tune of the old Terry's All Gold ad...

'See the face you love throw up with Terry's All Gold.'

[Forth Bridges]

Milky bar theme:

from Timbuckto to public loo, our delightful bars arnt good enough, cheapest crap best we used to make nestle milky bars... 

[drterror666]

Thank you very much for ruining chocolate,
Thank you very much,
Thank you very, very, very much.

Thank you very much for the size of my fat gut,
Thank you very, very, bloody much.

[oldspice]

Sing to the tune of 'A Finer of Fudge'......

A Hershey bar should not be used to give your kids a treat
They taste like seagull's vomit and they stink like smelly feet
For rank and vile in chocolate only Nestle can compete
A Hershey bar should not be used to give your kids a treat!

[drterror666]

LOL

[goldencup]

Excellent one Oldspice!  Come on Smurfy, now's your chance....