No news isn't good news

[oldspice]

I like that Beatrice and Eugenie are going to the wedding cos they wear hideous clothes and hats so something worth watching for.
I predict the queen will wear yellow.

I think she'll wear a lavender colour. Nice to see you back Lou.

[wjp666]

page one of the aol bulletins this morning... KATIE PRICE TWEETS ABOUT HER NEW BOYFRIEND... ALEX IS ENRAGED BY IT!
 
page rwo: PROBABLE NUCLEAR MELTDOWN IN JAPAN.

hmm.

[smurfboy]

The AOL 'news' team have this weird thing about Katie Price. They do nothing but criticise her and describe her as a publicity whore (albeit slightly more politely), yet there's a new article on her every move. She can't so much as eat a spam sandwich without it being the top story on their celebrity channel.

[wjp666]

today AOL are whining on about the new itv drama based on the exploits of fred and rose west. people in the comments are appalled that this could ever be made, saying it's in poor taste. this causes confusion with me, because i am struggling to think of one other serial killer story that hasn't already been adapted for the small or big screen.

(useless fact: back in the mid-90's, some guy in swindon town centre tried to sell me a brick from the west's house for £20. i passed on the oppertunity.)

[drterror666]

Had Fred West signed it? It'd be worth a mint now!

[wjp666]

i was dubious of the authenticity... he had a whole bag of them, and claimed he helped demolish the house. the house was close to where i was staying at the time, so who knows.

[wjp666]

TODAY ON AOL... THIS JUST IN...

katie price is strongly denying allegations that she has propsed marriage to her new boyfriend, but sources are saying othersise.

well which one is it, katie? how am i meant to enjoy the rest of my saturday without knowing one way or the other? this has really put a dampener on my whole existance.

[oldspice]

Do you know I'm wearing a pair of boots that have outlived both of KP's marriages and the gap in between.

[wjp666]

TODAY ON AOL...

there are rumours that katie price's new boyfriend is only just using her and plans to dump her soon!

oh no! well, there goes my sunday in a flurry of anxiety and worry.

(i really need to change my homepage!)

[smurfboy]

today AOL are whining on about the new itv drama based on the exploits of fred and rose west. people in the comments are appalled that this could ever be made, saying it's in poor taste. this causes confusion with me, because i am struggling to think of one other serial killer story that hasn't already been adapted for the small or big screen.

(useless fact: back in the mid-90's, some guy in swindon town centre tried to sell me a brick from the west's house for £20. i passed on the oppertunity.)

Ah, that would explain the indignant headline I spotted on front of the Daily Mail (where else?) the other day: WHY DO WE GLAMORISE SERIAL KILLERS? Ironically the picture was of Rose West. The first and, I'm pretty confident to assume, the last time Rose West's picture will ever be used in an article concerning glamour.

[wjp666]

TODAY ON AOL... IS KATIE'S FAKE TAN OVER THE TOP?

(sigh...)

[drterror666]

Here's some news. Did you hear they've stopped production of the iPad for children? They thought calling it the iTouch Kids was asking for it.

[wjp666]

:-)