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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #15 on: July 16, 2009, 07:45:04 am »
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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #16 on: July 16, 2009, 09:44:53 am »
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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2009, 01:42:14 pm »
I realise now why I don't watch this mind sapping pap!

I was thinking exactly the same thing!
Then you switched on the tv and thought "good corrie is on"

GC is more of an EastEnders girl. 'Shat it you cahhhh!'
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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #18 on: July 17, 2009, 07:40:42 am »
The boy knows me well....
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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2009, 09:10:40 am »
Smurfys no boy......he's all man
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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2009, 06:06:30 pm »
Ch-ka-ch-kaa!  Ooh, baby!!! <cue Barry White record and lit candles>

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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #21 on: July 17, 2009, 06:10:41 pm »
I realise now why I don't watch this mind sapping pap!


I was thinking exactly the same thing!
Then you switched on the tv and thought "good corrie is on"

GC is more of an EastEnders girl. 'Shat it you cahhhh!'

Eastenders is so easy to write for.  For example:

Cockney 1: 'Shut your marth!'

Cockney 2: 'Nah, you shut your marth!'

Cockney 1: 'You 'ad the affair!'

Cockney 2: ''Ow'd you find aht abaht that, you scum!'

Cockney 1: 'What you saying?  Shut your marth!'

See, easy.

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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #22 on: July 19, 2009, 10:30:36 am »
You really are the Eastenders writer aren't you drterror. It's very good. Do some more.
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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #23 on: July 19, 2009, 02:00:56 pm »
Cockney 1: 'Whatchoo doin' in my pub?'

Cockney 2: 'Wassit ta you, eh?'

Cockney 1: 'You're bleedin' barred, nah get aht!'

Cockney 2: 'I ain't goin' nowhere!  Gonna make me?'

Cockney 1: 'You slept wiv me bleedin' 'alf sister's dog, now get aht!'

Cockney 2: 'You ain't got no proof, so shut your marth'

Cockney 1: 'Don't you tell me ta shut my marth, shut your bleedin' marth, more like!'

Cockney 2: 'Rickaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #24 on: July 19, 2009, 03:25:29 pm »
That's too funny but true. I love it.
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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #25 on: July 19, 2009, 10:48:36 pm »
now do Neighbours!
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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #26 on: July 20, 2009, 08:47:44 am »
Sorry but you can't have any EastEnders dialogue without the crucial line:
"Wossgoingon?"
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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #27 on: July 20, 2009, 09:10:25 am »
I'll just turn off the tv and follow this soap instead.
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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #28 on: July 21, 2009, 01:41:39 pm »
Is it just me, or does Syed in EastEnders only look about seven years younger than his parents?
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Re: Kevin and Molly
« Reply #29 on: July 22, 2009, 10:52:03 am »
Anuver Eastenders script:

mockney 1:    Sup?

mockney 2:    Nuffin

mockney 1:    where you bin?

mockney 2:    caff. Where you bin?

mockney 1:    Vic. Where you gowin?

mockney 2:    Vic.

mockney 1:    Ah cum wiv ya.

mockney 2:    cum on den.
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