Wimbledon - Ladies' tennis

[Bounty Hunter]

I think to make it more interesting the girlie tennis players should have to kiss each other at each changeover.  In the final the winner should be covered in chocolate sauce and the loser lick it off.  Maybe it could be introduced for the next Olympics as well as nude ladies' beach volleyball.

[goldencup]

Hmmm, and I think the men should play with their shirts off.

[Bounty Hunter]

Fair enough, whatever floats your boat

[loulou]

I think the men should play naked and then kiss at each serve.

[drterror666]

Why not just get every player at the end have a right royal orgy in the main court?

What would Sir Cliff make of that?

[loulou]

Didn't Sir Cliff once date Sue Barker?

[goldencup]

He did indeed.

[loulou]

shame Cliff never married.

[wjp666]

funny that. almost as if he's... nah, don't be silly. a lot of straight men live with other straight men.

[loulou]

Cliff doesn't live with a man does he?

[drterror666]

Cliff is a man?

[wjp666]

doesn't cliff live with a retired priest, or something? or sure he does/did.

[loulou]

No way. Really? I'll have to google cliff and the priest now.

[wjp666]

i'm sure i'm right on this, i heard it on the radio a few jumps back - let me know what your googling returns.

[goldencup]

In a new autobiography, the singer and well-known Christian says he shares a home with Father John McElynn, an American former missionary he met on a trip to New York seven years ago.

Sir Cliff, 67, also says he twice considered marrying, first to the singer Jackie Irving and secondly to Sue Barker, and writes of his support for same-sex civil partnerships.