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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2009, 02:10:09 pm »
By lunchtime yesterday I'd received 24 different (some good, some bad) Michael Jackson jokes on my phone - is this a record?
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2009, 03:12:19 pm »
come on then - what was the best one?
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2009, 06:27:06 pm »
I'll keep it clean - 'It has been revealed that Michael Jackson's heart attack was caused when he tripped over a baby's pushchair.  Doctors say it's too soon to blame it on the buggy.'
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2009, 06:42:46 pm »
He may not really be dead, just dropped out and gone to run a B&B in Blackpool, perhaps the one next door to Elvis Presleys.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2009, 07:38:29 pm »
... and the worst?
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2009, 09:05:17 pm »
Ebay have announced that anyone who bought their MJ tickets on Ebay can have their money back from the seller.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2009, 07:24:08 am »
OK -one of the worst anyway (but I deleted loads) was, "The post mortem has revealed that MJ did not die of a heart attack - it was food poisoning.  Apparently he ate some 12 year old nuts."
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2009, 08:00:58 am »
I think MJ was a musical and dancing genius.  He clearly had issues with his father but despite this went on to become a living legend with albums like Off the Wall, Billie Jean and notably with his Thriller album.  The Bad album was still very good, but he had certainly peaked withThriller.  I think the great Michael Jackson can be traced back to the early 1990's.  In a sense the real Michael Jackson died then.  After this he created an increasingly bizarre charicature of himself.  Bleaching his skin, plastic surgery to appear Caucasoid, dangling his baby from a balcony and sharing his bed with other children indicate mental disturbance.  What caused all this, no one will probably ever no.  I believe, in 20 years time we will remember the brilliantly gifted singer and dancer.  The whackiness will fade into the side show, which it was.

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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2009, 01:02:45 pm »
I wasn't a MJ fan so sick of seeing tributes to him in the newspapers and tv already.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2009, 01:09:05 pm »
the media has gone way over the top on this one.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2009, 01:36:47 pm »
Once he's buried it may go quiet.
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2009, 06:33:59 pm »
then we have the whole "he faked his own death to avoid fame!" crap to look forward to.

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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2009, 06:48:23 pm »
gary glitters taken over sum of jackos dates.... harry aged 10, matthew aged 7 and liam aged 5
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #28 on: June 29, 2009, 01:16:40 am »
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Re: Michael Jackson
« Reply #29 on: June 29, 2009, 07:28:21 am »
Anyways, he didn't die from heart failure at all. He was ill so they took him to hospital. Once there he disappeared and they found in the children's ward having a stroke.
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