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Offline oldspice

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Pig flu
« on: April 30, 2009, 07:33:36 pm »
I was worried I might be going down with pig flu because I came out in a rasher. I phoned NHS Direct to get advice but all I got on the line was crackling. Finally I went to the chemist who gave me some oinkment for the rasher.
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #1 on: April 30, 2009, 07:41:28 pm »
You swine!
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #2 on: April 30, 2009, 09:01:41 pm »
I have a bad head / flu type cold and I tell you its been a real swine to shake. Last time I go to any place like Mexico.
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 12:40:50 am »
UNBELIEVABLE! i just popped into the forum to do the 'crackling' joke to find i've been beaten to it. i guess you deserve some applauded karma for that.
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 01:24:22 am »
Sorry wjp but can you blame me? Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it), I thought it was a good start to the day seeing as I am actually ill with some bloody head cold thing that my son gave me...

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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 06:13:47 am »
A blonde phoned her boyfriend in tears because she'd run out of petrol and was scared to go to the petrol station because of the swine flu.  He eventually managed to convince her that the problem was at Mexico not Texaco.
« Last Edit: May 02, 2009, 08:42:42 am by goldencup »
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2009, 07:38:57 am »
Quote from: netbuddy on May 01, 2009, 01:24:22 am
Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it),...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR YESTERDAY! hope you had a good one.
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2009, 05:46:02 pm »
Quote from: netbuddy on May 01, 2009, 01:24:22 am
Sorry wjp but can you blame me? Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it), I thought it was a good start to the day seeing as I am actually ill with some bloody head cold thing that my son gave me...

:D



Am I missing something here?
It was OLDSPICE who posted the joke.
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2009, 06:15:10 pm »
Oink!  Sorry...
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2009, 09:36:33 pm »
Quote from: goldencup on May 01, 2009, 06:13:47 am
A blonde phoned her boyfriend in tears because she'd run out of petrol and was scared to go to the petrol station because of the swine flu.  He eventually managed to convince her that the problem was at Mexaco not Texaco.
Mexaco????????????
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2009, 08:42:54 am »
Whoops!
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2009, 10:05:54 am »
Quote from: paulham on May 01, 2009, 05:46:02 pm
Quote from: netbuddy on May 01, 2009, 01:24:22 am
Sorry wjp but can you blame me? Plus it is my Birthday (Well was yesterday when I posted it), I thought it was a good start to the day seeing as I am actually ill with some bloody head cold thing that my son gave me...

:D



Am I missing something here?
It was OLDSPICE who posted the joke.

Yes, I was thinking that but hardly liked to say so..
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paulham

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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2009, 10:52:21 am »
Yes, best not to confuse the delusional. ;D
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #13 on: May 05, 2009, 12:26:21 pm »
Quote from: paulham on May 02, 2009, 10:52:21 am
Yes, best not to confuse the delusional. ;D
Unless you "Quote" the target your talking to, one is to assume normal forum etiquette which is where any post following your post is a comment on your addition to the post unless the thread starter or the target is either quoted or the @<user> is used in the reply. As neither were present I correctly assumed the comment was made at my post.

I am sorry if I confused you paul but I am if anything, not delusional, just a stickler for nettiquette. :D
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Re: Pig flu
« Reply #14 on: May 05, 2009, 07:02:07 pm »
That's as maybe but did you think wjp was going to give you karma for that!?
I wasn't confused until you started using "your" instead of "you're" in your last post. You see, some of us practice good grammar on this forum.
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