I cycled to town to Tesco at about 11.20 with a mate to get to Tesco which shut at 12pm, so we had to be quick. All for the sake of an easter egg. On special offer at £1. I got two. And ate them both. One was Cadbury's Caramel (wtf are those tiny little eggs doing in the box, it should be full size bars!!!), and a Nestle Rolo one. I also had an Easter bunny from Lidl. So if you're wondering why the Easter Bunny didn't bring you any eggs, it was because I ate him!
