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A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« on: March 07, 2009, 08:39:59 pm »
It has long been seen as the enemy of clear skin, but eating chocolate could prove more effective than beauty products at banishing spots, it is claimed.
Acne Care chocolate bars, which are about to hit UK shelves, are said to deliver antioxidants and micro-nutrients that help clear the skin.
They are among a raft of weird and wacky 'functional foods' - or 'neutraceuticals' - being showcased at a London show later this month and which promise to transform a shopper's grocery basket into a medicine cabinet.
US Acne Care manufacturer Frutels recommends consumers take between two and five chocolate doses per day to see results in two weeks or less.
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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2009, 09:47:25 pm »
THERE'LL be cigarettes soon to cure asthma, at this rate.
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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2009, 09:57:24 pm »
Are you 623 in disguise? ;)

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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2009, 09:59:25 pm »
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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2009, 10:01:38 pm »
umm... i don't think so, but i never can be too sure.
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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2009, 10:02:59 pm »
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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2009, 10:03:52 pm »
oh, i saw what i did there! ERK! how did that happen?! it has now been corrected.
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« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2009, 10:04:54 pm »
Doen wowee, I do it often myself.

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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2009, 10:08:33 pm »
Happened the same to me wjp :)
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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2009, 10:08:55 pm »
(and i call myself a writer...)
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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2009, 10:14:54 pm »
So does Bounty but we just laugh at that one.

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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2009, 10:16:17 pm »
hehe. chocolate and erotica... never understood the connection there.
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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2009, 10:22:11 pm »
"As she strummed her Twix lips beneath her Snickers, Prunella drifted into another Galaxy until her hand slipped to her Mars."

Well that's my effort. I'm sending it to Mills and Boon.

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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #13 on: March 08, 2009, 10:22:04 am »
a "Zit bar" ... what ever next...

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Re: A bar a day keeps the spots away.
« Reply #14 on: March 08, 2009, 11:14:14 am »
Crisps to make your hair shine?
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