Drterror's Whinge Of The Week!

[loulou]

This whinge of the week has turned into cringe of the week.

[netbuddy]

Well lets face it, Chav mums are always on topic for a slaggin off.

Chavs make Pikies look like god fearing hard working honest folk...

[oldspice]

Yup, they got a Boxer and I'M sure they call it Tyson.

Oh yeah, they even have the beaten old ford transit too..

I know someone who is uncomfortably close to my brother who has two children, one called Tyreese (female) and the other Tyler (male). Both of the children have ear piercings (they are 4 and 18 months respectively) and their lifestyle is indescribable. I am afraid they really bring out the snob in me.

[netbuddy]

Her kids names... do you see a pattern?

Oldest kid == Tyrone
Middle kid == Tyler
youngest == Tyree
The dog == Tyson

[drterror666]

Christ, I never intended for this!  Looks like I opened a can of worms.  Now, for a proper whinge - property shows featuring rich tossers with nothing better to do!

You've seen the shows on the TV, where a couple of rich idiots want to buy their seventh house, either here or abroad, and they need the help of a 'property expert' to show them a few des res's.  Oh, and they need it to be televised!  Why?  I couldn't give a toss!  I can just about afford dinner for a month, and the last thing I want to see are these smarmy, smug gits flashing the cash whilst 'umming' and 'ahhing' over various mansions and/or villas.  Who is it that WANTS to watch this crap?  Do they spend an hour pawing the TV and the rest of the time depressed?

I have an idea.  Before the get to visit such palacial paradises, I get to set man-traps, explosives and stuff.  Maybe get in a few nutters with weapons to liven things up.  Now that's what I call entertainment!

Who's with me?

[loulou]

Well when I watch these shows I often see people touring a foreign country for a week looking at villas with pools then at the end they never commit. It is always "We need to go home and discuss with the children."

[netbuddy]

Yup, shows like that are made for people who already have and for those that aspire to be that far up the "Property Ladder"

I can not get over the philosophy that :-
.: a car
.: your house
.: where you live
.: what job you do
.: how much you earn

- is a status symbol, a measure of how far up the snob scale they are.

Utter bollox.

[paulham]

I think we should return to the class system and keep the oiks in their place.

[loulou]

I second that.

[drterror666]

I think we should return to the class system and keep the oiks in their place.

What do you mean 'return to the class system'?  It never went away.  The government just want you to think we live in a classless society as to confuse everyone as to their place in society.

[netbuddy]

@DR T... Exactly, we all live in a state of discombobulation.

[drterror666]

OK, new week, new whinge!  Today - old people!

What is it about elderly folk?  They moan and moan about various bodily parts not working and the price of <insert consumable here> today, but watch them when they're off to the bookies/pub!  They'll knock you out the bloody way!

Then, they moan about younger kids having no manners!  Oi, 'stones' and 'glass houses', grandad!  They spit, throw their litter on the floor and push their way past you in the shops.  You open the door for them and they just walk past, no thanks, no nothing!

I think they're at their worst in a checkout queue.  The number of times I've been nudged up the aisle by a moaning, disgruntled geriatric is countless.  Their main weapon of choice is a shopping trolley, which they use as a battering ram.  It's like they want to keep up with their food whilst it's going along the conveyor.  Like I'm going to nick it!

Anyone else hate any of this?

[netbuddy]

Well where I live you have to guard your shopping on the conveyor because they are right cheeky b'stards, if they see something you have and your not looking and they want it coz they forgot to get it off the shelf, they will nick it and put it in their shopping.

What's more, the cashiers say Eff all.

This is not only restricted to your conveyor shopping but also your basket or trolley. I can see the day soon when shopping trolleys will come with covers to stop pilfering out the basket, mainly because people are such lazy so 'n so's that they think that they are being clever.

I have caught two people to date that have tried to pull this stunt on me and in both cases they have ended up red faced over the issue.

[loulou]

Elderly folk are ok as long as you don't get the one who pi**ed themselves sitting next to you on the bus.

[drterror666]

You should work the hospital I do.  You get used to various smells, especially in the passenger lifts, of all places!