Drterror's Whinge Of The Week!

[drterror666]

My wife says I moan a lot, and she's probably right!  But, as I tend to hate most things human, that's not a surprise.  So, I thought, I can have my own moaning slot here instead! 

Today's moan is - Lifts!

Why do people press both the up and down button when they want to go up or down?  They stand there for ages, tutting and cursing that the lift is too far away and then, when they do finally jump in, they tut and curse again because it's going the wrong way!  To put the cherry on it, they get off on the floor above or below the one they caught the lift on!  My message to these people is USE THE SODDIN' STAIRS!

Then, you get your nutters.  They get in the lift and pace, hum, gibber, slobber and/or shake in a nutty manner.  I feel like saying DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING SNAP! or OH, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! but instead I just hope they're going to get out on the next floor.  My favourite is when the lights go out in the lift and it turns into a free Alton Towers ride, complete with people freaking out and/or being sick.  Why, why, WHY?!!!

OK, I feel better now.  Anyone else here get miffed with lifts?

[oldspice]

I hardly ever use lifts so I can't say I've experienced any of those things. There are very few high rise buildings in Peterborough.

[netbuddy]

Exactly, bunch of 'tards.

I could moan about shopping and how inconsiderate tossers just stop in their tracks to gawp at some pile of useless over priced junk in a shop window without even considering the most fundamental of highway uses, look behind you.

The another annoyance is the "Family" shopping trip where they all line up taking up all the space leaving no room for you to pass. Even when they are aware of you, they make no effort to allow you to pass, utter ignorance.

Other people that annoy me are people who expect me to get out of the way when I am wheeling a push chair that often loaded down with shopping, not that bloody thing goes in a straight line and is impossible to manouver, these t**ts expect me to move out of their way when it is far easier and more quicker to have them go around me. Simple road users highway code... KEEP LEFT YOU MORONS.

@dt, you got any more rant material?

[drterror666]

Oh, yes, more rant material on the way soon!

[oldspice]

I can't abide people who park on the pavement. As a non-driver, I do a lot of walking and can't believe the ignorance of some people who think it's ok to park in any place, regardless of the consequences to other people. The other thing I hate is drivers who park alonside dropped kerbs, making it difficult with people pushing wheelchairs or pushchairs to get off the pavement.

This morning I have been into town to do some shopping and order some flowers for a funeral.  There is a street along the bus route into the town centre that has double yellow lines along its length so that buses can pass each other. That doesn't stop lazy-arsed people parking 'just for a few seconds to use the cash machine/pay in some money/pick my grandmother up'. I was held up for a copnsiderable amount of time whilst in town because of people parking where they shouldn't and causing danger and disruption to other people. There are ample amounts of parking space but these people are just too lazy to walk a few yards and too mean to pay a few quid to park responsibly.

[paulham]

Its those bloody people who come on websites with nothing to do with their gripes and start foistering their whines upon us like we gave a shit.

[netbuddy]

Exactly paul. I had a bloody good whinge about the americans and how they were trying to extort money from me. Well I kicked up a right political storm in a tea cup over that.

Not about to write a blow by blow account but we were legally correct, the americans were interfering in the "democratic" process by blackholing our severs. I still as yet had no apology from either the Baracuda Central networks or sister company Emailreg.org or the American government. Bunch of pig headed arrogant tossers.

If the shoe was on the other foot, I am pretty damn sure I would have been railroaded like Gary McKinnon is currently being. Anyway, I kicked yankie ass, saved myself $20 and made allot of political noise about it and hope to hear our objections tabled in the house soon. Try and put a stop to these amrican companys scamming UK citizens.

It really is a cheap scam to pull on people, forcing them to cough up $20 to email a government department in the UK... FFS.

Barracuda Central have basically installed themselves as the "Authority" and "Police" of email and internet. Sorry, they are a "Private Business" who are breaking the law in what they are doing, we have proved this and hope some good will come of this for UK citizens.

[loulou]

My moan today is unfit fatties wearing gym attire.

I've worked it out. People wear tracksuits because they don't need ironing. The ugliest thing I see when shopping is people who have no intention of ever exercising wearing trainers and clothes that are really only made for the gym.

[netbuddy]

Like the Chav over the road from me. She walks around in Gym kit, never seen a Gym in her life, just a fashion thing I suppose.

Yep, she is 100% genuine uncut chav alright.

[loulou]

Does she wear those huge creole earrings from Argos?

[netbuddy]

Don't you know it, the sort that looks like those "Towel Rings" from the 70's.

To give you the full picture, Blond hair, flat as a bread board, Speed freak thin, wears skin tight chav gear, loopy chav ear rings, sports gear, croydon face lift... When she wears skimpy bra tops, she looks like a walking xylophone... *shudders* I am not saying anymore because I don't want putting off my dinner.

enuff to complete the image?

[loulou]

there's one on every estate with a gob on it the size of a house.

[netbuddy]

Always got a fag (Cigarette to our american visitors) on too.

[loulou]

Is she one of those multitaskers who can push a pram, eat a sausage roll, talk on the phone and walk the staffordshire bull terrrier/pit bull all together?

[netbuddy]

Yup, they got a Boxer and I'M sure they call it Tyson.

Oh yeah, they even have the beaten old ford transit too..