I am amazed at the depths to which TV producers will plunge. As an example, ITV2 is currently running a trailer for a programme called Paris Hilton's British Best Friend. She is actually begging for a best friend this side of the pond. Not only that, but 12,000 people were sad enough to apply for the pleasure of palling up with this vain, shallow, pointless person. In order to be her best friend, and stay her best friend, they apparently have to parade the 'right' hairstyle and enjoy such stimulating past-times as buying shoes and handbags and talking about buying shoes and handbags. If it wasn't all so tragic, it might very well make me sick.