« previous next »
Pages: [1] 2

Author Topic: To prove yourself a man  (Read 4085 times)

Offline Forth Bridges

  • Addict (red)
  • Addict
  • *****
  • Posts: 8745
  • Karma: 57
    • View Profile
To prove yourself a man
« on: January 01, 2009, 08:55:39 pm »
I have to ask this for you advice:

my mate at new year wanted me to prove myself as a man.

want he wanted me to do was sit on the floor and drink PURE rum, half a cup, don;t worry he siad you will not be sick for the first 3 mins!

I got out of this but what you views?
Logged

Offline smurfboy

  • Global Moderator
  • Addict
  • *****
  • Posts: 16836
  • Karma: 105
    • View Profile
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #1 on: January 01, 2009, 08:57:19 pm »
You don't have to drink to prove you're a man. Why should you have to prove yourself to anyone?
Logged
Who needs karma when you know you're great already?

Offline oldspice

  • Addict (blue)
  • Addict
  • *****
  • Posts: 10623
  • Karma: 113
    • View Profile
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2009, 09:54:11 am »
What is a man? Who can define what a man is beyond the biological definition? Smurfy is right. You should not have to prove yourself to anyone. You are unique. Celebrate it!
Logged
Old but spicey!

paulham

  • Guest
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2009, 11:24:06 am »
C'mon now, 623. Don't be a big girl's blouse. You need to drink that rum, take some crack cocaine and sniff some glue, all at the same time. Then and only then will you be a man.

Time for your "friend" to grow up.
Incidentally, this stuff is more effective at helping you chuck it:
Logged

Offline loulou

  • Global Moderator
  • Addict
  • *****
  • Posts: 27694
  • Karma: 104
    • View Profile
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2009, 03:39:03 pm »
623 you need to dump your mate and start hanging out with pham.
Logged
A power-crazy bitch who lives in a fantasy world

drterror666

  • Guest
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #5 on: January 02, 2009, 06:00:49 pm »
Why not get your mate to do it first?
Logged

Offline loulou

  • Global Moderator
  • Addict
  • *****
  • Posts: 27694
  • Karma: 104
    • View Profile
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #6 on: January 02, 2009, 07:43:03 pm »
Great idea.
Logged
A power-crazy bitch who lives in a fantasy world

bounty hunter

  • Guest
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #7 on: January 02, 2009, 09:36:04 pm »
Drinking like this is dangerous.  Some people have a very low alcohol tolerance and drinking spirits like rum can make you very ill.  Alcohol is a poison and f*cks you up eventually leading to liver damage and high blood pressure.  Women are a far better drug.  Wrap it up though.
Logged

Offline loulou

  • Global Moderator
  • Addict
  • *****
  • Posts: 27694
  • Karma: 104
    • View Profile
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2009, 09:46:30 pm »
cotton wool , tin foil or wrapping paper?
Logged
A power-crazy bitch who lives in a fantasy world

Offline netbuddy

  • Full Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 786
  • Karma: -1
  • Death by Chocolate Survivor.
    • View Profile
    • Net Buddy
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #9 on: January 03, 2009, 04:49:03 pm »
Alcohol... Psychoactive Drug, Poison, Cleaning agent and Fuel for dragsters and ethanol model engines..

Needs no further comment.
Logged

Offline loulou

  • Global Moderator
  • Addict
  • *****
  • Posts: 27694
  • Karma: 104
    • View Profile
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #10 on: January 03, 2009, 05:09:53 pm »
So that's the simplicity of it 623.
Logged
A power-crazy bitch who lives in a fantasy world

paulham

  • Guest
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2009, 06:13:46 pm »
That reminds me of that line in The Royle Family:
Dave Best: [Jim, Dave and Denise are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire? The previous question was Ethanol is a form of which substance?] Alcohol. I thought you would've known that, Denise.
Denise Royle: I've never even drank ethanol.
Logged

Offline kevvosa

  • Addict
  • *****
  • Posts: 7564
  • Karma: 2
    • View Profile
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2009, 10:45:44 am »
I have a liow tolerance to alchohol which can be both good and bad. Good: only takes me a little to get tpisy. Bad: If I overdo it (which I often do when in company) I really pay for it the next day.

Does anyone else get a nose bleed if they drink red wine?
Logged

Offline loulou

  • Global Moderator
  • Addict
  • *****
  • Posts: 27694
  • Karma: 104
    • View Profile
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #13 on: January 06, 2009, 10:07:29 pm »
I can't drink red wine, one sip and instant migraine.
Logged
A power-crazy bitch who lives in a fantasy world

paulham

  • Guest
Re: To prove yourself a man
« Reply #14 on: January 07, 2009, 09:47:37 pm »
Note to self: Don't offer Lou red wine on a date.
Logged
Pages: [1] 2
« previous next »