Your ideal job

[bounty hunter]

What would this be?

[paulham]

Is this ask the next person?
An elephant housing officer.

[netbuddy]

A Ponani tester.

[oldspice]

I'm so beaten down by my current job my ideal job would be one that does not give you high blood pressure and clinical depression.

[netbuddy]

Nothing quite like a nice soft fresh ponani, they taste nice. If you ever get chance, you should try one, especially when they're fresh and moist or have been well filled.

[paulham]

I'm so beaten down by my current job my ideal job would be one that does not give you high blood pressure and clinical depression.

Poor Oldspice!

[netbuddy]

I'm so beaten down by my current job my ideal job would be one that does not give you high blood pressure and clinical depression.

Poor Oldspice!

Why? What do you do that's got you so down?

[smurfboy]

I feel guilty posting this after Oldspice's response, but I've pretty much been offered this - my dream job - today. I'll be working for this biggest player in my field, and my salary just went up by 10K. WOOHOO!

[netbuddy]

I like my ponani well buttered too. Just thinking of eating one is making me dribble with excitement. I can't wait to get my choppers around a nice fresh ponani.

[oldspice]

I feel guilty posting this after Oldspice's response, but I've pretty much been offered this - my dream job - today. I'll be working for this biggest player in my field, and my salary just went up by 10K. WOOHOO!

Oh Don't feel guilty Smurfy. It's fantastic that you have been offered something that will make you happy and wealthier - especially in today's econimic climate. Good luck to you and I hope you enjoy you new challenge and your new-found wealth!

[oldspice]

I'm so beaten down by my current job my ideal job would be one that does not give you high blood pressure and clinical depression.

Poor Oldspice!

Why? What do you do that's got you so down?

I am teacher in a Further Education College.  Most of the time it's no different from teaching in a school (except they call is 'lecturers'). Some of the students are very badly behaved and have no interest in learning anything. They are there because they would otherwise be termed 'NEETS' (not in education, employment or training) so they are paid up to £30 a week to turn up for college and be abusive to me and my colleagues. As part of my job I train teachers (both qualified and trainee teachers) and I assess teachers in the classroom. I feel like a great big fraud when I give them feedback about controlling behaviour when I know that sometimes nothing works and you have to let them run riot. I feel like telling them ' whatever you do, don't carry on with teaching. In ten years you'll be a physical and emotional wreck'.

[drterror666]

I like my ponani well buttered too.

I thought it was punani, you filthy man!

[netbuddy]

!, that just shocking. I know I like my ponani and I like it fresh, buttered and well stuffed, its real juicy eating and theirs nothing quite like a nice soft ponani to get your mouth around.

Mmmmm Mmmm yummy.

[loulou]

My ideal job would be running a donkey sanctuary but I've always wanted phams job. The job satisfaction he must get from housing all those elephants must make it a joy to go to work each day.

[netbuddy]

I like my ponani well buttered too.

I thought it was punani, you filthy man!

Your right it is punani, but I am talking about ponani, something different.