Is chocolate better than sex???...

[$ick3nin.vend3tta]

For you, is it great, mind numbing, toe curling animalistic sex or does sucking on a cadburys flake float your boat more???...

Personally for me, When I was 18, sex was better, but now that I'm 86, I prefer the chocolate.

[paulham]

Well.....it is amazing what you can do with a Flake.

[smurfboy]

It depends a) on the quality of the choc and b) on the quality of the sex.

[goldencup]

and who it's with.

[paulham]

As I said, it is amazing what you can do (on your own) with a Flake.

[drterror666]

Chocolate and sex.  At the same time.  Naturally!

[MsBell]

For me you cannot compare them!
I love them both and i couldn't not life without them!
And I was never in the situation to decide but if i would have to it would definitely depend on my mood 

[drterror666]

Just have both!

[stustustudio]

Chocolate is more consistently good, but sex has a higher ceiling of satisfaction.

[drterror666]

Wow, a new poster who isn't a spammer/spambot/evil internet machine lifeform!  Welcome to the forum!  I still say just have both!

[loulou]

I say choc only for the 86 yr old cos i don't want the excitement killing him.

[drterror666]

I like kittens!

[loulou]

I like puppies!

[Max Morriss]

I like turtles.
Chocolate turtles that is

[drterror666]

Chocolate turtles?  Where?