1. What is your age?
I am 4538 years young. Well, on my planet anyway...
2. What is your gender?
I will not stand for such filth, sir.
3. How often do you eat chocolate? (i.e. how many times a week/day)
What is chocolate? I know not of such.
4. What is your favourite chocolate bar?
Bars? It comes in bars?! Strange!
5. What advertisements for chocolate do you remember?
I remember not these things, sir. Are you declaring war on us, sir?
6. At what time(s) do you most often watch television?
Ah, the picture box! An alien spying device, I'm sure...
7. Does the colour of packaging on a product influence your decision to buy it?
Depends what weapon it is and where it came from.
8. If the answer to the previous question was yes, what colours do you prefer?
Yes? Is this a trick? The fleet is on its way!
Sorry, it was boring at work...