Its true
Good tip for anyone going into hospital. When you go take a tub of vicks with you, and whenever someone asks for the comode put a liberal dose of it under your nose. You will smell vicks, but at least you wont smell dumps.
MRSA?
Yes. My grandad used to eat it. Those potted fish sandwich fillings are even worse.
Today I had a sandwich made with Shippams crab paste and it was quite nice.
im sorry, but I cant cope with the words nice and crab paste in the same sentance.