My goldfish were always named after breakfast cereals and when they died they all got flushed down the toilet.
A couple of days later Hutch ate Starsky during the night. I was devastated and vowed never to own another goldfish.
No but I know somebody who still has a Starsky cardigan!
I had a fish called cornflakes (but my brother had a speech problem til he was 11 and could only say congons). , a fish called weetabix and a one called sugar puff.