I saw a horrifying film once about a woman who was buried alive. It was called The Screaming Woman and when someone finally dug her up she came out of the hole gasping and clawing, all soil-covered. It was horrible!
Smurfy, have you noticed how many of the people in Corrie have deep holiday tans? And until about a week ago, Michelle was flitting around in skimpy summer tops. And what about Liam, Michelle, Ryan and Carla's improbable black, black hair? They look like a strange race of reverse Ayrians.