Author Topic: unanswerable questions? (Read 13085 times)

salsa · « **Reply #30 on:** February 19, 2005, 12:41:26 am »

im going to leave mine at the railway station.

loulou · « **Reply #31 on:** February 19, 2005, 12:54:10 am »

When i die they can cut me up and use any of my organs but they are not to take my eyes.

I have discussed my funeral with all my friends and family and have told them i don't want any of this family flowers only stuff. I want no expense spared and my friends are under strict instruction not to let anyone into the church if they haven't got me tonnes of flowers. I'm having no tight gits at my funeral.

loulou · « **Reply #32 on:** February 19, 2005, 12:55:30 am »

and i have to have my wooly socks on in the coffin cos i can't stand my feet being naked.and my lipstick.

salsa · « **Reply #33 on:** February 19, 2005, 12:59:53 am »

flowers will only wilt when I have gone. Save your money and spend it on something nice to look at and think of me, or give it to charity, or buy a pint.

Personally I dont think flowers at a funeral are particularly needed.

loulou · « **Reply #34 on:** February 19, 2005, 01:01:29 am »

I do. spend your money on my flowers not beer.

salsa · « **Reply #35 on:** February 19, 2005, 01:11:27 am »

personal preference isnt it.

depends on your outlook, and how you want people to be. Funerals are a massive financial pressure and I dont wish to be a pressure on anyone in that way.

roxy · « **Reply #36 on:** February 19, 2005, 02:05:32 am »

That's how most celebrations go, I guess, but that's plain misanthropy speaking...

oldspice · « **Reply #37 on:** February 19, 2005, 08:51:41 am »

More questions about EasEnders:

Why are most of the houses "elastic" with bedrooms that spring from nowhere whenever someone wants to move in?

If no one can afford a washing machine, how come so many of them can afford to "buy" the pub, the cafe and the club on such a regular basis?

How do "the stalls" in the market make any money? No one ever puts in a full days work and there are hardly any customers anyway.

Why is Charlie almost the same age as his mother-in-law???

salsa · « **Reply #38 on:** February 19, 2005, 10:22:52 am »

because you can marry who you like, no matter how old they are ( in answer to the charlie question)

End of the day eastenders is a soap, and things don't add up perfectly, same as they don't in any other soap.

You either take it for what it is, or you just don't watch in my opinon.

loulou · « **Reply #39 on:** February 19, 2005, 10:53:49 am »

I don't understand the answer to the charlie question.

Like oldspice says how is Charlie almost the age of his mother in law?

Surely by the ages of the slater daughters Charlies wife would be about his age and his mother in law should be about 20 yrs older than him.

Everything adds up perfectly in Emmerdale.

salsa · « **Reply #40 on:** February 19, 2005, 11:06:44 am »

I am 28, I can marry someone of ANY AGE, therefore the age gap between my husband and my mother can be nothing at all, there isnt a set figure.

loulou · « **Reply #41 on:** February 19, 2005, 11:08:35 am »

But if Charlies wife was 20 yrs younger than his mother in law Mo then she wouldn't be old enough to have had his 4 daughters.

goldencup · « **Reply #42 on:** February 19, 2005, 11:11:18 am »

loulou · « **Reply #43 on:** February 19, 2005, 11:13:07 am »

Oldspice will follow what i mean.

salsa · « **Reply #44 on:** February 19, 2005, 11:16:17 am »

I will try and find out the ages, its bound to be on some fansite somewhere.

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