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[wjp666]

not that i've ever noticed.

what's your bank account number, sort code, security code and internet banking password?

[netbuddy]

I only deal in cash, nudge nudge, wink wink, know what I mean.

Do you aspire to 2.4 / 3 bed Semi / 2 car / 3 Holidays a year or are you your own person and not swayed by the masses?

[loulou]

I am my own person, not too bothered about cars, don't really feel the need to have a big house and kids are a no no. I wouldn't mind a few more holidays.

Could you cope with no job and no home?

[wjp666]

no job, yes. no home, no.

what colour top milk do you buy?

[loulou]

Silver and the milkman delivers.

Do you ever buy unsliced bread and attempt to slice it yourself. I can get about 7 slices from a loaf doing it that way.

[wjp666]

i like slicing my own bread. making sandwhiches at the family pub all those years actually made me quite good at cutting it to any required thickness.

when's the last time you were severely drunk?

[paulham]

About 20 years ago.
Did you enjoy the Royal Family on Comic Relief? (It's yer dad's balls...)

[wjp666]

no - but then i've never really been into that show, so it wouldn't be a fair review coming from me.

if you were told by a fortune teller that you would die being eaten alive by an animal and it was unpreventable, which animal would you want to be eaten by?

[loulou]

Something big that would take me in one mouthful.

Do you have any weddings to go to this year?

[paulham]

Something big that would take me in one mouthful.

[paulham]

Have you got a MP3 player?

[drterror666]

Yes!

Do you buy music legally or are you a dirty pirate?

[wjp666]

i used to use limewire, but now i'm clean.

how many easter eggs have you eaten this year so far?

[loulou]

None.

When did you last buy a sunday newspaper?

[wjp666]

a few weeks ago, to get the West Side Story soundtrack in it. (never read it.)

what's your preferred breakfast cereal?