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[smurfboy]

I'd probably just put it back in the post - unless it looked juicy. Although I do have a good story about this. My dad once opened a letter that was delivered to our house but addressed to someone else, and it was from a couple we'd fallen out with to another couple we'd also fallen out with! Best of all, the contents were really embarrassing

When did you last drop a real clanger?

[bounty hunter]

In 1971, I won a competition to meet Oliver Postgate. Was allowed to handle several of his figures including Noggin the Nog and one of the Clangers. Being a rather clumsy 6 year old, I dropped it, but it was OK.  I really wanted to get my hands on the Soup Dragon but it was her day off.

Have you ever ridden a camel?

[goldencup]

Yes.  It made me feel seasick.

Have you ever swum with dolphins or sharks?

[bounty hunter]

No

Has the Spanish air disaster made you think twice about flying?

[smurfboy]

No - there are far more car crashes than plane crashes. I'm more likely to be run over as a pedestrian than I am to be killed in a plane crash.

When did you last have to support a decision you felt was the wrong one?

[bounty hunter]

When my boss clearly employed the wrong assistant three months, ago who has since been sacked.

Do you own any fingerless gloves?

[loulou]

Thankfully no. Is there a point to them?

Do you wear a hat in the winter?

[bounty hunter]

Only when jogging to preserve heat.

Do you ever go commando?

[smurfboy]

No, it just feels uncomfortable to me.

If you were a TV Gladiator, what would your name be?

[goldencup]

Goldencup.

Are you planning anything special for the Bank Holiday?

[loulou]

  That's a real tough fighting name that GC.

I have planned a quiet bank holiday and plan to do nothing but have peace and no visitors.

[smurfboy]

Question?

[loulou]

sorry i forgot.

Have you ever wore leather trousers (this weeks Grazia mag says they are coming back into fashion)??

[goldencup]

Yes, frequently in my youth, mostly for motorcycling but also for rock festivals etc.  I still own a pair but can't see myself actually wearing them again.

What is the oldest item of clothing you possess, that you still wear?

[smurfboy]

I've got a couple of vest tops that were the height of fashion in 1999/2000 (I promise!) that I still wear occasionally in summer.

When did you last experience lust at first sight?