I don't think one has ever been rude to me, just incompetent. I was in Sainsbury's the other day waiting to be served at the hot chicken counter and the assistant seemed to be ignoring me serving people at the other end with cold chicken. Eventually there were just two of us and he said, 'Who's next?' I said, 'I don't know, but I've been here ages so you better serve me!!!'
Have you ever been in a hot air balloon?