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[paulham]

Marble.
Are you a noisy farter or a quiet but deadly one?
(Ladies, ladies, you DO fart)

[loulou]

Bottom burps?  Depends what i've ate i think.

Should i cancel my bank account with Lloyds TSB because someone called from a callcentre in India at 10.15pm and when i complained said they weren't aware there was a time difference?

[bounty hunter]

I wouldn't cancel my account but send a strongly worded letter to HQ.
What's the most inappropriate pet you could buy a child?

[loulou]

Would that be a snake or a tarantula because they can let it out and wander. Perhaps a parrot because a child would teach it swear words. Or is it a pit bull

Do you let the weather decided what you do n a weekend or do you do what you had planned anyway regardless?

[bounty hunter]

Generally do whatever regardless.  Unless it's bird watching in which case take into account wind direction, air pressure and precipitation.

Have you got double glazing?

[smurfboy]

Yes.

How exciting.

Have you ever been set up on a date by a friend, and if so how did it go?

[loulou]

Yes and it was ok but we didn't meet up again.

Would you ever consider joining a dating agency?

[bounty hunter]

I would consider it, although I think it's better to meet people naturally.

Do you play collectable card games?

[smurfboy]

I did when I was a kid, but I've long since grown out of it.

What childhood hobby would you like to revisit?

[bounty hunter]

Collecting tea cards.

Have you heard of the colour bay?

[loulou]

No.

When did you last take a pair of shoes to the cobbler?

[bounty hunter]

Can't remember exactly, about 1990.

How far do you live from where you work?

[paulham]

8 miles.
Is there really nothing on TV these days?

[bounty hunter]

Yes, not much on digital either, but the repeats are better.

How long is your hair?

[smurfboy]

Just past my shoulders, but it's very curly, so I imagine it would be quite a bit longer if I straightened it.

Do you ever buy 'No frills' brands (e.g. Tesco Value)?