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[bounty hunter]

I'm not sure 'shouldn't' is right, but I keep my scrotum nicely smooth and everywhere down there neatly trimmed.  Girlfriend thinks it's more hygenic.

Have you ever been to Reading?

[smurfboy]

No. Or Cuba.

Where do you stand on abortion?

[loulou]

Well if you want one have one.

Do you think drinking milk before bed helps you sleep?

[goldencup]

No, you need carbs for that.  Although I can't say it's ever a problem for me.

Could you manage without a freezer?  (Mine has just broken down)

[smurfboy]

I suppose I'd have to if mine broke and I couldn't afford a new one, but I certainly wouldn't want to. I love ice cream too much for a start.

Have you ever done a sponsored anything for charity?

[loulou]

Yes I have done sponsored bed push, a walk and a sponsored silence.

What do you do when someone knocks your door collecting for charity? Do you donate or tell them to get lost? I never give to doorstep collectors.

[goldencup]

It depends what charity it is - I can't support them all and I have my favourites.

On a similar subject, what do you say to religious people (Jehovah's Witnesses etc) who come to the door?

[loulou]

I tell them they are on private property and to move. Then if they persist to preach to me i call them freaks and ask them if their religion is so great why do they have to canvas for new members.

Have you ever paid someone to do something you could have easily done yourself?

[bounty hunter]

Not easily no.  I'm rubbish at DIY/gardening etc.

Do you use sun block?

[goldencup]

Not total sun block, I use sun screen, maximum of about Factor 10 in Britain as I'm always tanned.

Do you swim in the sea (when you get the chance).

[smurfboy]

I did a bit on holiday, but it has to be really hot weather.

Why has it become fashionable for people to start moaning if portions are too big in restaurants? if you don't want it all, don't eat it all!

[bounty hunter]

This sounds like a rhetorical question.  I've never been to a restaurant where the portion was too big?

Does your phone lead get twazzled?

[loulou]

My phone is cordless but i do get annoyed with the lead on my iron.

What was the last magazine you bought?

[goldencup]

Classic FM magazine and I only buy that about once a year. 

Are you ex directory?

[smurfboy]

I think so; I can't remember.

Who was your last phone call from?