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[goldencup]

No I'm not.  Bah humbug.

Are we beginning to sound like hairdressers on this thread?

[wjp666]

nah, what gives you that impression?

do you want a cup of tea?

[goldencup]

Ooooh yes please - you can't beat a nice cup of tea!

Have you booked your holidays yet?

[loulou]

Yes. I am going to New York in July.And also looking at a holiday in Cuba.

Have you had any accidents in the snow?

[drterror666]

Thanks to my WinterTrax, no.

Where's the sun gone?

[wjp666]

this is true - i haven't worn my sunglasses in weeks, and i'm hyper-sensitive to bright light. maybe some hoodies have made off with it?

why do people think that a chocolate forum is an excellent place to flog viagra? really, where's the connection there? (or am i missing something?)

[drterror666]

I bet you don't even get any viagra. They probably flog you something poisonous!

What was the last spam email you got?

[goldencup]

Strangely enough - somebody trying to sell me Viagra!

When did you last write a letter (as opposed to an email)

[wjp666]

about 7 years ago. i used to have lots of pen-pals in america... i'm still in touch with most of them now, but via the net. (hence
7 years ago - that's when i properly went online.)

what's your favourite breakfast cereal?

[smurfboy]

Crunchy Nut Cornflakes.

If a gumboil could boil oil how much oil would a gumboil boil (if a gumboil could boil oil)?

[wjp666]

i'm guessing here but i'd say just under half a pint.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck (if a woodchuck could chuck wood)?

[loulou]

73 planks

How pleased are you to see me ?

[wjp666]

i have to be honest - it's great to have you back! where have you been? and please don't go away again!

who is the best dr. who?

[drterror666]

That would be a toss up between Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker. Can you tell which era I grew up in?

Who is the worst Dr Who?

[wjp666]

colin baker, but it was more of a design flaw with his character rather than his performance.

best Bond?