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[drterror666]

Neither, I'm a veggie.

How many smurfs do you own?

[wjp666]

i own a whole bunch of stuffed smurfs i collected from mcdonalds happy meals about a decade ago. no real ones, though.

when's the last time a stranger hurled abuise at you? (and what did they say?)

[smurfboy]

Some idiot yelled at me because he was in a rush and I was apparently taking too long to buy my Tube ticket. I handled the situation with maturity and dignity by a) shouting abuse back and b) deliberately taking longer to buy my ticket.

When was the last time you said something really stupid and only realised too late?

[wjp666]

i said 'go on then' to someone in town with a clipboard the other week.

what anti-virus software are you using right now? (and is it any good?)

[goldencup]

AVG (free version).  Seems ok.  Recommended by many IT students that I know.

Do you regularly use a dining table?  For eating off that is, as opposed to anything else!

[wjp666]

oh yes. we have a full house here and it only makes sense to keep food out of the rest of the house.

when you go 10-pin bowling (assuming you do), what do you usually score?

[goldencup]

I am a very erratic bowler!  I usually get strikes to start with then I get all blase, lose concentration and mess up the rest of the game.  Can't remember actual scores.

Are there any food items that you used to dislike but have recently discovered you now like as your tastes, erm, mature?  Mine is peanut butter!

[drterror666]

Artichokes!

Are there any food items that you used to love but now cannot stand?

[wjp666]

iced gems.

if you adopted a kangaroo, what would you name it?

[smurfboy]

Mildred.

What's worse - kicking a puppy or punching a pensioner?

[drterror666]

Kicking a puppy.  Pensioners deserve it.  Moaning gits!

The building is collapsing.  Which of the two people would you save?  The pregnant woman or the rich banker who promises you £1,000,000 if you save him?

[wjp666]

pregnant woman. (hey, i'm like that.) ;-)

what do you personally find more offensive - calling an indian person a popadum or calling a scotish person a haggis?

[smurfboy]

Both are childish but I think I find the poppadom more offensive, purely because of the anti-English sentiments I hear from a lot of Scots.

If you could live through the era you grew up in as an adult, would you?

[wjp666]

no. i'm glad i did the 80's as a naive, care-free kid.

if you had a time machine, which 3 historical events would you like to go back and witness?

[drterror666]

The life of Christ, just so I can finally know the truth.  Rome when the Visigoths sacked it so could really see what Nero was doing.  Oh, and this sataurday when they're showing the lottery numbers, for obvious reasons.  Now that would be a historical moment!

Would you like to be immortal?