Interview the next person

[wjp666]

it was me. (seriously.)

do you have your 'own' coffee mug - if so, what's it look like?

[goldencup]

I do at work and it's a Chelsea FC one.

Can you ride a horse?

[wjp666]

no. i think a horse would collapse under my weight. i've been on a donkey when i was little, though.

if you could bring back any previous forum member who doesn't post here any more, who would it be and why?

[goldencup]

Minty!  or maybe Salsa....we had some fun with them both didn't we Lou?

What's the worst pain you've ever had?

[wjp666]

i had a deep, DEEP filling on my wisdom tooth once... and the novacaine didn't work! christ, i thought i was going to die.

have you ever killed anything then eaten it? (if so, what?)

[loulou]

@GC ...yes we did

No I've never killed anything then ate it but i once ate a trout caught by my neighbour.

What was the last thing you broke and did you manage to fix it?

[goldencup]

I broke my favourite bracelet on Friday and I haven't fixed it yet but I'm still working on it - just need to find the remaining three extremely tiny missing beads!  Good excuse for not hoovering anyway...

Are you one of the first on the dance floor at parties/weddings etc or do you remain firmly stuck to your seat until forcibly dragged up there?

[smurfboy]

I try to avoid being the first, but it doesn't take me long to get up there - especially if it's a free bar...

Competing with a colleague to see which of you can seduce another colleague first - morally dodgy?

[drterror666]

Well, if he/she finds out the reall reason she was pulled...

Have you ever questioned your own existance?

[smurfboy]

I did, but I didn't get a reply. Hang on...

If you found out your partner had cheated on you, how would you get your revenge?

[drterror666]

I don't believe in revenge, but I'd walk away never to be seen again.  Been there, done that...

If your partner was getting off with someone right in front of you, would violence be involved?

[wjp666]

i'm not really one for jealousy, but i guess there would be a few drops of blood.

they say everyone is at least slightly gay... so what would your petcentage be? (eg. 65% straight, 35% gay... or vice vera etc.) AND BE HONEST!

[drterror666]

Probably 1% ooh, get you and 99% chunky monkey.  I had any homosexual feelings driven out of me when I was young.

Women are more likely to have a same sex experience than men?  Whatdyathink?

[goldencup]

Yes that's probably true.  Women are generally more touchy-feely.

What is your favourite word?

[wjp666]

mulcher.

who's your least favourite x-factor judge?