oh god, it was only last night - and it was terrible! i was trapped in a 'jigsaw' device (from 'Saw'). i was semi-naked in a cold bathtub in my bathroom, chained to the taps, the door locked and with a semi-dead tramp hanging from the shower (!). i played the tape and was told i had to unlock myself, then play thye correct tune on the electronic keyboard in the sink (!!) and the door would open. if i failed, the ceiling would open and an exact 'ton' of live snails would fall into the room and crush me. EEEEEK! anways - i managed to unlock myself and play the right tune, so i escaped before the snails rained down. jesus - it was so real! i woke up in a right panic! i'm really no fan of snails!
what 5 things are in reaching distance from you now?