Interview the next person

[loulou]

Yes it has rained today.

Are you going to vote and is it wrong for me to vote BNP?

[paulham]

Yes. Yes.

What are you watching on tv?

[loulou]

Nothing at the moment. I don't watch much tv, just Watchdog or I like the Secret millionaire. I don't think there's anything i want to see tonight.

Have you ever been to a brothel?

[paulham]

No. Can you recommend one?

Did you enjoy your dinner?

[loulou]

No cos it was from the chippie and not a proper meal.

Should Cheryl Cole get rid of her geordie accent to crack America?

[paulham]

She couldn't crack thin ice, her.

What was yer pudding?

[loulou]

A bar of fruit and nut.

Will you be drinking hot or cold drinks this evening?

[paulham]

Had a cuppa tea.

Peas or beans?

[loulou]

Peas but only Batchelors marrowfat processed ones. Garden peas are mingin.

Are you fit enough to run a marathon?

[paulham]

No.
Are you fit? (well yes, you are, my little pixie)

Ahem,
What size jeans do you wear?

[loulou]

I don't wear jeans. There got out of that one nicely. My mams name is Jean by the way.

What was/is your parents names?

[paulham]

Mary and Thomas.

What is your best holiday memory?

[loulou]

My ride on Silver the donkey in Blackpool.

What is least unattractive , an overweight person or an underweight person?

[paulham]

Tricky.....overweight, really overweight.

Will you miss Somerfield?

[loulou]

Why where is it going? There is not one close to me so i don't shop in one.

Are you a fan of public displays of affection?