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[drterror666]

Orange. PAYG. Dolphin package. It's all I need. I have no friends...

Ring doughnut or jam doughnut?

[wjp666]

ring!

homer simpson, stan smith or peter griffin?

[loulou]

all three.

If you had to appear on Britains Got Talent what would your talent be?

[paulham]

My farts have perfect pitch.

Do you like treacle toffee?

[loulou]

Not if it is dark treacle. I like homemade treacle toffee.

What is your favourite thing in Thorntons?

[paulham]

The reduced to clear section.

Who is your favourite cartoon character?

[wjp666]

at the moment, i'll say Quagmire.

do you own a record player - and if so, when did you last use it and what did you play on it?

[drterror666]

Yes, I own a record player, but it's under the bed.  I probably last used it in the late 90's and the last thing I played on it was that stupid ToyTown techno remix 12" of The Magic Roundabout.  I trashed that record the moment it came of the deck!  Which wasn't long!

Do you believe in ghosts?

[wjp666]

TOUGH ONE! umm... yes, go on then.

have you ever seen a ghost?

[loulou]

Not properly but i once worked in a childrens home and on nightshift i could hear a little girl crying but could never see her. Lots of the staff said it was the ghost of a little girl who had died in her sleep a few years previous.

Booze Buster opened next door to my local newsagent and have started selling newspapers and magazines.  How long before my newsagent stocks alcohol?

[wjp666]

probably before you read this.

have you ever been on tv?

[loulou]

No .

Have you ever appeared on stage in front of an audience?

[drterror666]

Yes, as a child at school in a play about an Egyptian mummy.  There was blood everywhere!  Not bad for Primary!

When was the last time you got lost?

[wjp666]

about a year ago, i got hopelessly lost on the way to bristol airport at 2am (the signing isn't great in that area.) luckily, i found a nice man wandering the streets who pointed me in the right direction.

how many times have you been on a plane?

[loulou]

About 30 but one trip to Dallas and back was 6 planes.

Have you ever worked behind a bar?