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[netbuddy]

Most of them paul, blows right up my kilt it does, Jacqui Bloody Smith, hypocritical moo, £116,000 claiming rent for her sisters place in Redditch... Cheek cow, she shoul pay it all back like that torie MP who claimed expenses for employing his son, cheeky git.

If you had the chance to walk the halls of power, would you?

[loulou]

No.

If you could live in Dubai would you?

[netbuddy]

I would rather donate both my kidneys to the man up the road having a BBQ before I set foot on arab soils. If happend to set foot on arab soils it would be as a member of HM Forces.

Did you know that you can visit the houses of parliament as a tourist and see legislation in action & new laws being made?

[loulou]

Yes i did but wouldn't go as how boring would that be compared to a holiday in Dubai.

What do you think the minimum wage should be?

[netbuddy]

£8 an hour based on cost of living, rent / mortgages and other life expenses.

If you could use an alternative fuel in your car that was half the cost of regular fuel, but it could still retain the ability to use regular fuel, would you convert?

[drterror666]

Of course, dear!

What's in the basket?

[netbuddy]

1 lt of UHT whole milk, Packet of Bule Riband biscute wafers (on offer) and a jar of coffee.


Have you ever had an enema?

[wjp666]

nope!

if you were a serial killer, what weapon would you use?

[netbuddy]

My hands, my grip was measured at about 325lbs, which would easily crush a wind pipe.

Why, if you were a cerial, what cerial would you be?

[loulou]

If i was a cereal i would be a rice krispie.

Do you vote in your local elections or not bother?

[netbuddy]

When I get the poling card I do.

If you could vote from your armchair, would you register to vote?

[drterror666]

Yes!  I vote by post at the moment, but would love to vote from my armchair.  <sarcasm>Vote BNP!  You know it's right!</sarcasm>

Do you trust the three main political parties?

[loulou]

Nope.

Can you think of anything worse than a date with a politician?

[netbuddy]

A date with my best friends sister.

What is your best feature on your face?

[loulou]

My eyes.

When did you last write a cheque?