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[drterror666]

I miss visiting Shades record store in London and all the comic shops I used to frequent that are all sadly gone now.  I miss the buzz that Xmas used to give me.  I miss playing with my Lego!  I don't miss the frequent beatings, though...

Have you heard Guns 'n' Roses new album?

[netbuddy]

No I haven't.

This is a two part question on Faux Fur...
a) would you wear it?
b) have you ever seen a Faux?

[bounty hunter]

a ) No
b ) Yes, once while in the mountains north of Amman in 1988.  Rather like a Chamois but smaller and with a little black tail.

Have you ever attempted to be clever and witty, only to be outclevered and outwitted by someone?

[smurfboy]

I don't need to attempt to be clever and witty - it comes naturally.

Should people who call ketchup 'red sauce' be given the death penalty?

[bounty hunter]

OOhh I hate that!  Yes, after being given the Cat'O nine tails!

Do you pedantically insist that tomato ketchup and tomato sauce are not the same thing? (which they're not)

[smurfboy]

I don't, no. I think I got so distracted by the red sauce farrago that this one slipped under my pedantry radar.

What's your favourite word?

[paulham]

Onomatopoeia.

What's Santa getting you?

[netbuddy]

A new Dictionary...

What was Santa going to get you before the credit crunch?

[smurfboy]

It's been so long now I can't remember

When and what was your last alcofrolic drink?

[loulou]

Last night a strange strawberry and vodka cocktail.

Do you think there should be elephants in zoos?

[smurfboy]

I'm not sure I agree with zoos as a whole.

What did you last dream about?

[loulou]

elephants in the zoo

What is your biggest fear?

[paulham]

Elephants escaping from zoos.

What is your biggest turn on? (I'm sorry, I've come over all Bounty. No sniggering at the back!)

[smurfboy]

Public threeways.

What do you think of post-menopause women finding ways to have babies (surrogates, egg donation etc.)?

[paulham]

Sad.

Isn't Harry Hill's TV Burp hilarious?