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[smurfboy]

Hmmm... neither are what you'd call pleasant, but sickness can be painful, so I'd say sickness is worse.

When did you last stay in on a Saturday night?

[paulham]

When did I last go out, more like!

Do you play on the national lottery?

[smurfboy]

Not for years now.

Would you like to be buried or cremated?

[paulham]

Buried. Anything else is a waste of land.

Have you booked next year's holiday yet?

[smurfboy]

Not with my money situation the way it is. I'm not sure there'll be a next year's holiday yet

What's your favourite advert at the mo?

[goldencup]

The Hovis one, I think it's quite clever although they should have returned to the original location to film it.

Are you sending Christmas cards this year?  Lots of people seem to be stopping it.

[loulou]

Why are people not sending cards? I will be.

What time will you go to bed on Christmas eve?

[smurfboy]

Probably about 1 - 2am. There's so much to do.

Are you enjoying the recurring Smurf on TV Burp?

[bounty hunter]

Not seen it and will now make a point of not watching.

When was the last time you fell over on ice?

[smurfboy]

The last time I was running away from a bitter, pompous, schoolgirl-obsessed Christian.

What was the last 'fast food' you ate?

[paulham]

Does a Chinese buffet count?(Do you know they make lemon/orange sauce with diluting juice?) If so, Thursday.

Have you ever laughed and drank at the same time resulting in liquid coming down your nose?

[loulou]

No but it sounds one hell of a party trick.

When did you last fight ?

[smurfboy]

Physically or verbally? I can't remember the last physical fight I had; although I did put the frighteners on someone about a month ago.

It seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on TV. But where are those good old-fashioned values on which we used to rely?

[paulham]

Lucky there's a FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!! (R)
Gigitty-gig, allllllright? 

[bounty hunter]

I don't understand the question.  Is that Scottish?