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[loulou]

Probably when i was about 6.

Are mobility scooters a good idea?

[paulham]

Yes, especially with the basket on the front as it can store your 600 Benson & hedges and a bottle of Gordon's.
Tampax or Towel?

[bounty hunter]

Towel

Parker or Papermate?

[loulou]

I have to be loyal to the old parker as my mam worker in their factory in Newhaven about 60 years ago.

Do you prefer to buy your vegetables from the grocer or the supermarket?

[paulham]

Usually the supermarket but grocers are good for those penis shaped carrots that Cyril Fletcher used to wax lyrically about on That's Life.
Do you still use vacuum bags?

[smurfboy]

I never had - my first vac was a Dyson and I replaced it with another bagless last year.

Do you ever use tea leaves instead of bags?

[paulham]

Indeed I do, sir. They are a piece of decorum in an increasingly decadent and fractious world.

Now.
Earl Grey or Lapsang Souchong? (Lemon or milk?)

[loulou]

I prefer PG tips, milk and 1 sugar.

Do you wash your clothes at 30 degrees like the ads tell us to?

[goldencup]

No, they don't get properly clean no matter what the ads say.

Do you use low energy light bulbs?

[smurfboy]

Where I can - a lot of my fittings are spotlights.

Have you ever announced you're going to make a stand on an issue, but then done the opposite of what you claimed you were going to?

[bounty hunter]

Yes, quite recently in fact.

Do you have a garden, and if so is it uphill or on the flat?

[smurfboy]

I have a balcony.

When did you last make a very lame attempt at a sexual jibe?

[paulham]

Ooooooohhhhhhh, that time I took a trip down the Hershey highway.....
Is Gordon Brown the Statesman that he thinks he is?

[loulou]

No.

What is the main colour in your wardrobe?

[smurfboy]

If I include workshirts, probably various shades of blue. But I can wear most colours except beige.

What colours suit you most and least?