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[bounty hunter]

Will Young

Do you go to the gym?

[smurfboy]

I have a membership, which is a slightly different thing :/

Are you amazed that after 85 pages we still keep coming up with questions?

[goldencup]

No, I'm more amazed that WA3 is still going after 365 pages.

Will you be staying up for the US election results tonight?

[paulham]

No, I think Barry Balmer will do it though.
Have you ever farted and sneezed at the same time and if so what was the result?

[bounty hunter]

Yes, one of my arms fell off.

Would you consider plastic surgery in later life?

[paulham]

No. This was asked previously, I'm sure.
How often has a question been repeated in this posting?

[goldencup]

I can't be bothered to look but quite a few times - it's bound to happen.

Would you consider plastic surgery in later life?

[loulou]

I used to consider it but not after seeing all these people having surgery that has gone wrong.

What are you thinking right now?

[goldencup]

I'm thinking that I have far more important things to do than mess around on here but I can't actually get motivated to do any of them.

Do you like the new coins that have appeared lately?

[bounty hunter]

Yes, I believe it's too smooth our passage to the Euro.

Sorry, if this one has been asked before:
Do you think Xanadu is in Greece?

[smurfboy]

I thought it was in Australia. Isn't it where Olivia Newton-John's from?

When did you last try a food you'd never tried before?

[loulou]

A few weeks ago I tasted shark for the first time.

If you could sit down right now and eat a meal what would you want?

[bounty hunter]

Home made steak and kidney pie, a stack of buttery mash, fresh garden peas and lashings of hot gravy.

If you could indulge in any sexual act right now, what would it be and with whom?

[paulham]

Lashings with hot gravy.
Are you a ginger beer sort of drinker?

[bounty hunter]

Erm...no

Do you know anyone who drives a Morris Minor?