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[smurfboy]

I don't think I could bring myself to.

What colour(s) are you wearing today?

[bounty hunter]

Navy socks, lilac boxers, navy jeans, green T-shirt, beige jumper, black shoes.

Are you going to an organised bonfire display this year?

[loulou]

No.

Are you dressing up for Halloween?

[smurfboy]

I'm not a fan of fancy dress. You spend an age getting a costume together, then after five minutes everyone's seen it and you're sat there thinking 'why am I wearing these stupid clothes?'

What was the last film you saw at the cinema?

[bounty hunter]

Madagascar.

Do you have his and hers towels?

[paulham]

No.

Do you think it will be a cold hard winter?

[smurfboy]

Snow in October doesn't bode well.

Have you ever dressed as the opposite gender for any reason?

[loulou]

I dressed as a vicar for a vicar and tarts party and I have dressed as charlie chaplin for a party.

Do you think washing your hair everyday is bad for it?

[smurfboy]

No, but I wouldn't do it because it takes too long. If you are washing your hair every day and drying it with a hairdryer, that's bad for it.

Do you have a dishwasher?

[loulou]

No, i don't ever have enough dirty dishes to justify having one.

What would be worse for you, losing your hair, your teeth or your mobile phone?

[goldencup]

Hair.  I think! 

How do you respond to Trick or Treaters?

[loulou]

I never answer the door. What is all this trick or treat? What happened to the sky is blue, the grass is green......................?

Will you be buying fireworks for guy fawkes night?

[smurfboy]

No; nowhere to let them off.

What's your favourite silly expression?

[bounty hunter]

"I'll go to the foot of our stairs" - when expressing surprise.  Could be a Nottingham thing, my Grandad used to say it a lot, and I do too sometimes.

Do you have any unwanted hair?

[paulham]

Why? How much are you willing to pay for it?

When was the last time you had a heavy cold?