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[bounty hunter]

American topless Beach Volleyball Babes

Do you have linoleum anywhere in your house?

[smurfboy]

Both bathrooms.

Have you/your partner chosen all the decor in your home, or is there anything left from the previous occupier?

[loulou]

Nope all traces are gone.  My flat looked like something from the 1950's when i moved in.

Is there anything from your childhood you wish you had saved?

[paulham]

My pocket money.
Compound interest is a wonderful thing.

Have you got your Xmas decorations out yet?

[bounty hunter]

No

Have you ever eaten haggis?

[loulou]

No I believe it contains barley so i can't eat it.

Have you eaten tripe?

[paulham]

No. I have heard it's just a load of tripe.

Have you got all your Xmas presents sorted out.

[loulou]

Don't be silly. I will do all my shopping online sometime in november. I refuse to go the shops when i can sit in the comfort of my own home and have it all delivered to the door.

Have you bought your poppy yet?

[paulham]

Not yet.
Is anyone on here a Tena lady?

[loulou]

My lips are sealed but it's definitely not me.

On average how often do you have sex?

[bounty hunter]

It depends.  Not with anyone at the moment, so just whenever.  If with a girlfriend then probably every two or three days.  I'm as fit as a butcher's dog now, so the next one better brace herself.

Have you ever been skiing?

[loulou]

Nope.

Have you ever touched a dangerous animal?

[bounty hunter]

LOL!  I guessed I've stroked a German Shepherd, but if you mean like a Black Mamba or a Spotted Hyena then no.

Have you ever had Chicken pox?

[loulou]

Yes

When did you last see a doctor?

[bounty hunter]

In February of this year

Would you eat a raw snake to stay alive in the jungles of Borneo?