Interview the next person

[paulham]

Yes and then I take them off as I get into it.
Have you cut back on chocolate due to the recession?

[bounty hunter]

Yes, when I first heard of the credit crunch my first thought was, 'Mmmm I need to cut back on chocolate for the good of the economy.'  Yeah - WHATEVER!!!

Do you think parsimony is a herb?

[smurfboy]

I thought it was one of Paula Yates' children.

Shall I have a go at making a Christmas cake this year?

[paulham]

If you like but no nuts, I don't like nuts in my cakes.
Dangleberries. Do you know what they are?

[smurfboy]

They sound made up.

Favourite type of berry?

[goldencup]

Loganberry.

How often do you have your hair cut?

[bounty hunter]

About once every five weeks.

Have you ever been to a porn brokers?

[goldencup]

Do you mean pawn brokers?  If so, yes I have.  Porn brokers - not sure I wish to know what that is!

What's the best thing you've ever won?

[bounty hunter]

I meant a porn broker, as in a shop that does deals on naughty films.

First place in the spelling competition - hard catergory, when I was at sixth form college.

When was the last time you swam in the sea?

[goldencup]

That's bizarre because before I opened this I'd decided that was going to be MY question!
It was 30th September but I swam fewer times this 'summer' than any year I can remember.

When did you last swim in a swimming pool?

[bounty hunter]

28 years ago

When was the last time you had spaghetti bolognese?

[smurfboy]

Never.

How do I tactfully tell my boss that his suggestion for our Christmas party is rubbish?

[bounty hunter]

Mention it as a 'and by the way' at the end of a meeting, on a day that he is in a good mood.  Say something like, 'It's a great idea.. but I think the chaps would prefer it if...'

What animal has been known to kill a human being by hugging them to death (and in no other way)?

[loulou]

I cannot picture smurfy saying "chaps".

A gorilla? Why has interview the next person turned into who wants to be a millionaire?

[paulham]

Can I phone a friend?
Have you ever suffered from clagnuts?