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[smurfboy]

No, I'm not married.

Is it just me or is brown sauce slightly disturbing?

[bounty hunter]

I don't understand your answer to my question.   If it's a joke I don't get it.  Or did you misread martial for marital?

I can't say it's just you, but I don't find brown sauce disturbing, although I'm never really comfortable around French mustard.

Have you ever had the feeling one of those police helicopters is following YOU?

[paulham]

Ah! But which one?
Are woman's knickers on a man socially acceptable or merely comfortable?

[bounty hunter]

I don't know.  I don't suppose it matters what underwear you use, as long as they don't chafe, but personally I wear boxers. 

Are these questions becoming a little off-the-wall?

[loulou]

Dunno the answer.

Would you like tv to be like it was in the 70's with lots of light hearted comedy instead of everything either being a soap or something to do with buying a home abroad?

[bounty hunter]

Yes definitley, TV was much better in the 70s.  Play for today, Nationwide, QED, Morcambe and Wise.  Bring em back!

Do you prefer you bananas ripe or under ripe?

[loulou]

I am not a banana lover but if I was to have one i would want it ripe.

What's the best bit of gossip you have heard this year?

[paulham]

Morcambe and Wise.  Bring em back!

Yes. I'll be corpsing myself at their deadpan humour.

[paulham]

Cabanas are coming back in King-size.

Is everything not as good as it used to be?

[loulou]

Well I feel happy so I think some things must be just as good if not better.

How many times a month do you have  a sunday roast?

[bounty hunter]

Once or twice.

Can you swim?

[smurfboy]

Yes, it's one of the few forms of exercise I actually enjoy. And not just for its perv potential either.

I deliberately misread 'martial' for 'marital' because I once did that with a shop in Birmingham. It wasn't very funny, but I thought it was mildly more exciting than just answering 'no'.

Do you own a bicycle, and if so how often do you ride it?

[bounty hunter]

No.

Have you ever had chicken pox?

[loulou]

Yes. I have had it twice, the first time when I was six then again when I was 21. The dr said the virus lays dormant in the body until  a time when you are run down/stressed then flares up. As we get older it is more likely we will get shingles.

Do you watch the news each night?

[bounty hunter]

No.

Do you watch repeats on the BBC iPlayer?