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[bounty hunter]

Yes, an Iron Maiden picture disc.
Do you buy the Big Issue?

[smurfboy]

It depends who it was.  When I was 13 my Mother caught me.  I said we had had sex education that day at school and that it was homework.

Best excuse ever

[loulou]

I sometimes give he Big Issue seller £1 as I pass if I like the look of them but I never buy the mag. In Newcastle the Big Issue sellers are normally foreigners who don't speak good English and they jump out at you yelling "Lady you buy big issue, muchly thankyou, good day". I sometimes think it's not them speaking and they have some tape playing from their pockets.

When did you last get something in your eye and what was it?

[paulham]

Spume a few nights ago. Irrumation (!) got rid of it quickly.
Which are more pleasing for a holiday: caravan or motorhome?

[loulou]

motorhome .

How badly is the credit crunch affecting you?

[paulham]

What is a credit crunch? Oh! You mean recession!
Not really. I live within my means.
Do you eat yoghurt regularly?

[goldencup]

Yes, every day, sometimes twice a day.  I love the stuff.

When did you last have a pay rise?

[bounty hunter]

June this year

Have you read Robinson Crusoe?

[smurfboy]

Yes. And I also got a pay rise in June this year. How spooky.

Which comedian(s) makes you laugh most?

[paulham]

Frankie Boyle is tickling my fancy at the moment.
Where is you favourite holiday destination?

[bounty hunter]

I would have said Frankie Boyle - he's a genius.

Sweden.

What colour is your tooth brush?

[goldencup]

It's a pink and white electric one at the moment.

Do you buy a new winter coat/jacket every year?

[bounty hunter]

No.

What's the most stupid thing you've ever done?

[smurfboy]

Going home with someone who turned out to be a nutter.

Best decision you ever made?

[bounty hunter]

This is a very difficult one.  Almost impossible to answer.  However, I'll go with going to Jordan in 1988.

Do you practise any martial arts?