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« on: October 22, 2007, 09:46:00 pm »
This afternoon we were watching tv and an item about incontinence came on . I said to my friend "i dread the day i pee when i laugh" to which she replied "yes it's terrible , i always wee a little when i sneeze, cough or laugh and that's why i tend to always wear jeans or dark clothes".
 

We were about to watch a comedy but instead I decided  to make her watch a wildlife show.
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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2007, 09:52:06 pm »
Is she a Tena lady?

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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2007, 09:53:26 pm »
I really hope so cos I don't want stains on my sofa.
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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2007, 09:54:28 pm »
There was a guy on my Uni course called Matthew Staines.
He insisted everyone call him Matt!

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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2007, 08:10:40 am »
Is that a cue for someone to mention the infamous Seaman Staines from Captain Pugwash!
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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2007, 08:19:48 am »
Quote from: loulou
This afternoon we were watching tv and an item about incontinence came on . I said to my friend "i dread the day i pee when i laugh" to which she replied "yes it's terrible , i always wee a little when i sneeze, cough or laugh and that's why i tend to always wear jeans or dark clothes".
 

We were about to watch a comedy but instead I decided  to make her watch a wildlife show.

 

 

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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2007, 11:48:31 am »

LOL  Good grief, how old is your friend Lou?  I thought I was safe in light coloured clothes for a good many years to come!  She obviously hasn't done her exercises!Wink

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« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2007, 06:29:00 pm »
She is 42 GC.
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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2007, 09:52:45 pm »
Stick a cork in it.

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« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2007, 10:58:54 pm »
She wants more than a cork, she hasn't had a boyfriend for 3 yrs.
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« Reply #10 on: October 24, 2007, 07:39:26 am »

Not likely to get one with incontinence.  Tell her to try pelvic floor exercises.


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« Reply #11 on: October 26, 2007, 10:20:30 pm »
Ah! Golden showers!

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« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2007, 10:45:18 pm »
She has just bought a trampoline after I voted trampolines chav toy of the year.LOL
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« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2007, 02:19:57 pm »
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She has just bought a trampoline after I voted trampolines chav toy of the year.LOL

 

Trampolines and incontinence don't seem the ideal combination.Dead
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