Well that's true. Only this week, poor old Roger, the only male, came through the door at 8.15am carrying a large box and announced he 'had plans for SEPs all day'. Now SEPs are the mad kids on the Schools' Engagement Programme which involves the schools dumping their worst behaved students aged 14-16 on us for two days a week to work with mainly male, and older female specialised teachers who are supposed to replace the poor role models they have at home.
Anyway, what I heard was 'I've got plans for having sex all day' at which point I bodly asked him which of us was the lucky lady.
The fall-out was immediate, noisy and once again involved a mad dash for the ladies (it's the stress incontinence, you understand).
