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« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2005, 10:02:54 pm »
I know this lady who is so straight laced someone bought her one as a cruel joke.  However, the joke backfired and this guy went round for cocktails one day and she used it as a mixer.  I kid you not!

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« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2005, 10:06:47 pm »
lol, that is as funny as hell. Although my friends kid asked her what the pink wiggly thing was in her drawer :S

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« Reply #17 on: February 14, 2005, 12:15:46 pm »

In her drawers!?


Has she no shame?


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« Reply #18 on: February 14, 2005, 04:46:02 pm »

My hubbie, a London cabbie, got this poem in his card from me:


Roses are red


Taxis are black


Switch on your meter


And I'll jump in the back!

Old but spicey!

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« Reply #19 on: February 14, 2005, 04:56:16 pm »

Thats very cute :)


 


I had some valentines emails from random guys at work.


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« Reply #20 on: February 14, 2005, 06:38:57 pm »
Random guys?  were they chaotic?  (mathematical joke)

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« Reply #21 on: February 14, 2005, 06:45:00 pm »
!  Random?  chaos theory?

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« Reply #22 on: February 14, 2005, 06:47:02 pm »
Nah, just people with no reason to send me one, infact, i had about 4 off one guy.

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« Reply #23 on: February 14, 2005, 06:57:47 pm »
4, ooh that's keen.

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« Reply #24 on: February 14, 2005, 08:03:04 pm »

they were emails, no effort allowed.


Oh, funny valentines story. I once brought my boyfriend flowers. I didnt know at the time he was living with a woman ( a right c u next tuesday) anyway, he SOLD them to someone else at work :O


Trout


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« Reply #25 on: February 14, 2005, 08:07:45 pm »
today my friend wanted to freak this dude out, so he bought him a heart for valentines day. literally. lol  it was a bit twisted, but very amusing teehee.  hehe so today it really was body parts that goths carried in their bags, lol 

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« Reply #26 on: February 14, 2005, 09:00:26 pm »
I would have chundered if someone gave me that.

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« Reply #27 on: February 14, 2005, 11:11:49 pm »
lol, whats chundered???

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« Reply #28 on: February 15, 2005, 12:32:59 am »

I sent Valentines cards to all my friends and have had to listen to them go on about who they think (wish) sent them.


I also posted a few to  neighbours who live alone and i assume are single but on some i actually signed them from other neighbours and some i just put "from no 46". Well no 46 is always parading in front of her bedroom window in her undies, obviously gagging for it so i'm just trying to help.

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« Reply #29 on: February 15, 2005, 04:09:25 pm »
So................your address is 46......  what?