Author Topic: A quickie in your teabreak? (Read 3190 times)

loulou · « **on:** August 18, 2007, 01:00:14 am »

A senior police officer who met a woman for sex in a room at Gatwick Airport while on duty has been cleared of wilful misconduct.

A jury at Southwark Crown Court found British Transport Police Inspector Masood Khan, 41, not guilty after deliberating for less then 10 minutes.

Mr Khan had told the court he regretted having sex with the 43-year-old woman at the airport railway station in 2006.

Would you get fired if you snuck off work for a quickie?

goldencup · « **Reply #1 on:** August 18, 2007, 01:21:32 am »

When I worked in a police station they were always at it!

oldspice · « **Reply #2 on:** August 18, 2007, 09:58:31 am »

A quickie in my tea break? Even I can't manage to have sex in under two minutes, not even twenty five years ago!

« **Reply #3 on:** August 18, 2007, 11:55:16 am »

Quote from: oldspice

A quickie in my tea break? Even I can't manage to have sex in under two minutes, not even twenty five years ago!

You can't!?
If no one disturbs me while I'm at it, it takes about 50 seconds.

OH! WITH someone!
Ah well, that's slightly different. A minute 10 as long as she isn't interested.

oldspice · « **Reply #4 on:** August 18, 2007, 02:22:59 pm »

Wait another 20 years Paulham - it will take you much longer and if you're really lucky you won't get cramp.

loulou · « **Reply #5 on:** August 18, 2007, 04:07:57 pm »

I'm shocked that you are all expected to drink a cup of tea in 2 minutes.

smurfboy · « **Reply #6 on:** August 18, 2007, 04:35:25 pm »

I've done it on my lunch break, but a tea break is pushing it.

Logger · « **Reply #7 on:** August 18, 2007, 05:38:50 pm »

I'd rather have a mug of Horlicks and a handful of bourbons personally...

oldspice · « **Reply #8 on:** August 18, 2007, 06:35:50 pm »

Me too, but then I'm middle-aged and bad-tempered.

Logger · « **Reply #9 on:** August 18, 2007, 11:25:30 pm »

Nothing wrong with being middle aged and bad tempered.

I'm just a sugar craving lunatic hence my regular visits to this site (and my annual half stone weight gain)...

I just can't understand why anyone would choose sex over a hot beverage and a plate full of biccies...it's so wrong on so many levels...

smurfboy · « **Reply #10 on:** August 19, 2007, 01:45:12 pm »

Biscuits never let you down - and you can still go out and get them when you've got bags under your eyes and are having a bad hair day!

« **Reply #11 on:** August 19, 2007, 07:00:23 pm »

Quote from: smurfboy

Biscuits never let you down - and you can still go out and get them when you've got bags under your eyes and are having a bad hair day!

Have you never played "chicken" with a wet Rich Tea biscuit dunked once too often?
They sure let you down.

smurfboy · « **Reply #12 on:** August 19, 2007, 07:30:16 pm »

I've never done that, but now I can't wait to try.

Logger · « **Reply #13 on:** August 19, 2007, 09:49:08 pm »

Sounds fun. I like to live dangerously

« **Reply #14 on:** August 21, 2007, 09:45:30 pm »

To quote from the original post, it must be awful to regret having sex, what must the woman be thinking?

I probably would not be sacked for having sex in my teabreak. Looking at my employee handbook under section 3, paragraph 11b, "The company policy allows any conduct, outside of work hours which is not(i) illegal, is not (ii) likely to bring the company in to direpute or and/or does not(iii)compromises its intellectual property rights".

Although there is no specific clause governing sexual congress, I would doubt that any liason would fall into any of these catergories in normal circumstances.

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