Chief scientific advisors for the government have found we are running out of numbers. 'With the increase of so much data in the world wide web and the vast number of calculations performed on the major corporate databases, the current numbers are insufficient', said Tony Scam, spokesman for the government's dept. of scientific affairs. 'We think we will need more numbers by around 2017 if we increase data by the present rate', he continued.
How many new numbers will be needed and what they will be called has not yet been decided. Bob Smack the opposition spokesman for scientific affairs declined to comment.
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